Brilliant Debut For Bouncy Baby Clyde!

Last updated : 08 December 2002 By Grandmaster Suck

I met a guy outside Ibrox today desperate to buy an FF Christmas card featuring Mary and Joseph being told baby Jesus was a 'bouncy boy.'

His pals Issy and Keir Murray from Anniesland in Glasgow had a baby arrive seventeen days late this morning in Yorkhill Hospital when young Clyde was born at 3.36am after mum had been through 14 hours of labour.

The wee man is not so wee - he bounced into this world weighting 10lbs 4oz - mum has obviously been giving him the Hartson Diet! Mum and baby are doing well - middle names of Craig, Ronald and Michael are all under consideration!